Antarctica, Winter 1982

I can haz fire

2009-07-04T02:07:23Z

I can haz fire
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Dolores park

2009-07-04T00:50:28Z

Dolores park
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I don't believe diapers are necessary at -9 months

2009-07-03T22:30:44Z

I don't believe diapers are necessary at -9 months
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Transformers 2 was certainly the best movie about giant robots I've seen this summer

2009-07-02T04:02:34Z

Big, loud, dumb, and entertaining.

I loved every minute of it.
It's not art. It's not supposed to be.

Always read the fine print

2009-06-30T06:58:20Z

Always read the fine print
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Silica gel does not make a tasty snack.

Who the FUCK would expect there to be a silica gel pack in a bag of pumpkin seeds, anyway???

The Harry Potrix?

2009-06-26T01:47:47Z

The Harry Potrix?
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I liked Wolverine quite a lot

2009-06-07T23:36:26Z

If you name isn't Comic Book Guy, I don't think there's a lot to find fault in as a summer action movie.

Posted without further commentary

2009-06-07T17:50:20Z

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It starts with the example of Suzanne Somers, who in January appeared on Oprah to talk about what she does to stay young. As Newsweek (whose story merits quoting) reported, "Each morning, the 62-year-old actress and self-help author rubs a potent estrogen cream into the skin on her arm. She smears progesterone on her other arm two weeks a month. And once a day, she uses a syringe to inject estrogen directly into her vagina."
The article continues, "The idea is to use these unregulated `bio-identical' hormones to restore her levels to what they were when she was in her 30s, thus fooling her body into thinking she's a younger woman." It is noted that Somers claims the hormones, synthesized from plants, are natural and risk free; Newsweek's writer rightly takes issue with the last point. Somers told Oprah that every day she takes some 60 vitamin pills – 40 supplements in the morning, 20 more before going to bed. She begins the day with injections of vitamin B12, the human growth hormone and, Newsweek reports, "wears `nanotechnology patches' to help her sleep, lose weight and promote `overall detoxification.'" After drinking wine she boosts her liver by taking vitamin C intravenously; Somers has chelation therapy to clean her blood if she breathes cigarette smoke.

Low carb ain't so bad

2009-06-07T16:02:46Z

Breakfast: omelette with dill and herbs de provence, filled with peppered smoked salmon, capers, and shredded parmesian, topped with a dill and lemon sour cream sauce.

I love attention to detail

2009-06-07T02:23:40Z

In Fallout 3, you can tell if someone wearing power armor is male or female by the way they walk.

Hi Tinho

2009-06-06T22:28:52Z

Hi Tinho
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Serious question

2009-06-02T23:54:19Z

How can ~~Islam~~ Muslims ever possibly coexist with feminism?

molly bait

2009-06-02T21:02:10Z

I'm not seeing the hook in "Up"

2009-06-01T01:18:20Z

A cooking rat? I can get behind that.
Robot love? Sure.

The sick bond between a codger and a fat cubscout in a floating house? Not so much.

Terminator Salvation

2009-05-28T05:23:18Z

Wasn't quite as cool as I hoped, but it was still Pretty Fucking Cool.

Doomed

2009-05-23T23:28:20Z

I met a charming little doggie in Golden Gate Heights Park today:

It's too bad he's doomed.

As he jumped up on my leg, his owner informed me that he has cancer, and she truly hopes that he'll make it to his third birthday in June.

And then went on at length about the homeopathic treatments and flax seed oil she's using to cure him.

Outlook not so good.

Mashups From Hell

2009-05-23T22:55:24Z

Elton John, Kiki Dee, and Billy Ray Cyrus: Don't Go Achy Breaking My Heart

You're welcome.

Wat

2009-05-23T21:48:14Z

Wat
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Potential Future Republicans

2009-05-22T01:10:24Z

OMG. The best movie EVAR.

2009-05-21T18:41:40Z

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Starring Deborah Gibson

VW Type 2 Pickup

2009-05-21T06:57:50Z

VW Type 2 Pickup
Originally uploaded by ivorjawa

Dear iPhone

2009-05-21T00:21:24Z

Why the FUCK can I not forward an SMS?

Wuv,
Jawakins

Summary judgement

2009-05-19T22:04:44Z

The orthopedist has spoken. I'm too big to be a runner.
Also, I have duck feet.

I have finally acquired a copy of "Until the End of the World" on DVD.

2009-05-18T02:26:31Z

Region 0, computers make PAL obsolete

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

2009-05-18T01:17:39Z

I'm 15 years older than I was the first time I found that line horribly depressing and hence, couldn't listen to Dark Side of the Moon anymore.

Meh.