Antarctica, Winter 1982

I can haz fire

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:07:23 GMT

I can haz fire
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Dolores park

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:50:28 GMT

Dolores park
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I don't believe diapers are necessary at -9 months

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:30:44 GMT

I don't believe diapers are necessary at -9 months
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Transformers 2 was certainly the best movie about giant robots I've seen this summer

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:02:34 GMT

Big, loud, dumb, and entertaining.

I loved every minute of it.
It's not art. It's not supposed to be.

Always read the fine print

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:58:20 GMT

Always read the fine print
Originally uploaded by ivorjawa

Silica gel does not make a tasty snack.

Who the FUCK would expect there to be a silica gel pack in a bag of pumpkin seeds, anyway???

The Harry Potrix?

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:47:47 GMT

The Harry Potrix?
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I liked Wolverine quite a lot

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:36:26 GMT

If you name isn't Comic Book Guy, I don't think there's a lot to find fault in as a summer action movie.

Posted without further commentary

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:50:20 GMT

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It starts with the example of Suzanne Somers, who in January appeared on Oprah to talk about what she does to stay young. As Newsweek (whose story merits quoting) reported, "Each morning, the 62-year-old actress and self-help author rubs a potent estrogen cream into the skin on her arm. She smears progesterone on her other arm two weeks a month. And once a day, she uses a syringe to inject estrogen directly into her vagina."
The article continues, "The idea is to use these unregulated `bio-identical' hormones to restore her levels to what they were when she was in her 30s, thus fooling her body into thinking she's a younger woman." It is noted that Somers claims the hormones, synthesized from plants, are natural and risk free; Newsweek's writer rightly takes issue with the last point. Somers told Oprah that every day she takes some 60 vitamin pills – 40 supplements in the morning, 20 more before going to bed. She begins the day with injections of vitamin B12, the human growth hormone and, Newsweek reports, "wears `nanotechnology patches' to help her sleep, lose weight and promote `overall detoxification.'" After drinking wine she boosts her liver by taking vitamin C intravenously; Somers has chelation therapy to clean her blood if she breathes cigarette smoke.

Low carb ain't so bad

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:02:46 GMT

Breakfast: omelette with dill and herbs de provence, filled with peppered smoked salmon, capers, and shredded parmesian, topped with a dill and lemon sour cream sauce.

I love attention to detail

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 02:23:40 GMT

In Fallout 3, you can tell if someone wearing power armor is male or female by the way they walk.

Hi Tinho

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:28:52 GMT

Hi Tinho
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Serious question

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:54:19 GMT

How can ~~Islam~~ Muslims ever possibly coexist with feminism?

molly bait

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:02:10 GMT

I'm not seeing the hook in "Up"

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:18:20 GMT

A cooking rat? I can get behind that.
Robot love? Sure.

The sick bond between a codger and a fat cubscout in a floating house? Not so much.

Terminator Salvation

Thu, 28 May 2009 05:23:18 GMT

Wasn't quite as cool as I hoped, but it was still Pretty Fucking Cool.

Doomed

Sat, 23 May 2009 23:28:20 GMT

I met a charming little doggie in Golden Gate Heights Park today:

It's too bad he's doomed.

As he jumped up on my leg, his owner informed me that he has cancer, and she truly hopes that he'll make it to his third birthday in June.

And then went on at length about the homeopathic treatments and flax seed oil she's using to cure him.

Outlook not so good.

Mashups From Hell

Sat, 23 May 2009 22:55:24 GMT

Elton John, Kiki Dee, and Billy Ray Cyrus: Don't Go Achy Breaking My Heart

You're welcome.

Wat

Sat, 23 May 2009 21:48:14 GMT

Wat
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Potential Future Republicans

Fri, 22 May 2009 01:10:24 GMT

OMG. The best movie EVAR.

Thu, 21 May 2009 18:41:40 GMT

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Starring Deborah Gibson

VW Type 2 Pickup

Thu, 21 May 2009 06:57:50 GMT

VW Type 2 Pickup
Originally uploaded by ivorjawa

Dear iPhone

Thu, 21 May 2009 00:21:24 GMT

Why the FUCK can I not forward an SMS?

Wuv,
Jawakins

Summary judgement

Tue, 19 May 2009 22:04:44 GMT

The orthopedist has spoken. I'm too big to be a runner.
Also, I have duck feet.

I have finally acquired a copy of "Until the End of the World" on DVD.

Mon, 18 May 2009 02:26:31 GMT

Region 0, computers make PAL obsolete

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

Mon, 18 May 2009 01:17:39 GMT

I'm 15 years older than I was the first time I found that line horribly depressing and hence, couldn't listen to Dark Side of the Moon anymore.

Meh.