August 15th, 2010

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Intellectual Property

We at RealDoll Customer Service regret to inform you that our license to the human female likeness has been revoked, and a recall is necessary.

Field service technicians will be coming out to replace your RealDolls with one of our new models, either RealHamster or RealJesus at our discretion.

We do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but we must all respect intellectual property laws.
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